				Jet Set Willy
			        Maria on Tour
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				  Contents
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1: Usual Crap
2: A warning again
3: Some lingo about the game
4: Story
5: New rooms and changes
6: Legal stuff and thanx
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1:Usual crap

Jet Set Willy: Maria on Tour
By the DrUnKeN mAsTeR!!! BaSe1 PrOdUcTiOnZ 2004/2005.
Based on the original concept by Matthew Smith.
Game from software projects 1984
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2: A warning again

This readme may carry spoilers for the game, and also the game contains
filthy language. Which goes to say that if the game has swears so will
this readme. Female players of a feminist nature may be offended by
some extreme chauvanism.......but I don't really care hahahahahahaha!
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3: Some lingo about the game

This game was concieved between the dates of 12/12/04 and 19/12/04. I
just thought of rooms that would go into the games I was working on
some would go and some wouldn't simple as, the ones that wouldn't were
going to go into another game but having thought this up within' that
week I decided NO! So I decided to do a game with Maria in myself, a
kind of anti JSW where Willy holds all the cards. After all who ever
heard of a housekeeper tellin' her boss to clean his own house (unless
there's some kind of sexual kink going on). This game is basically
going to be the melting pot of reject rooms I come up with during
working on "7 Days in the Sun", and also painfully finishing off the
game I wish I'd never started "Bizarre" (which I'm secretly sure has
taken me almost 2 years now and is actually pretty crap). But on a
lighter note if this game takes off in my mind I may upgrade to 128k if
things go well because some of my ideas for it seem fresher and more
fun to work on than what I'm doing at the moment.
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4:Story

Willy has became really pissed off, since the last time he shifted his
house around. Maria grumped and groaned about the mess but this time
Willy has put his foot down with a firm hand. Willy refuses to allow
Maria to rest until she's actually done what she's fucking well paid
for, lazy bitch.

Guide Maria around Willys' slightly different estate and pick up all
the debris from the builders and the parties or else Willy won't let
you sleep, and you need your sleep. Otherwise you'll die of exhaustion.
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5: New rooms and changes

As I say this game is just a mish mash of reject rooms and ideas I come
up with that won't fit into my unfinished games but since about a day
or 2 ago I've been thinking of rooms to fit in here. Some for the sake
of thinking and others just to fit between the ones I've already thunk
up (yes that says thunk!).


1: Something for the ladies.........

The first screen......Hmmmmmm a deceptive affair with all available
exits blocked off I was tempted to make the tap a flashing guardian but
I decided against it (I've done that trick before and it's a little
shady). The idea is to walk right and get the item (you MUST! collect
that item, because there's no way back to this room after), then check
the bog out. There's a teleporter just in front of the shitter that
takes you to the first real screen of the game. The room itself I made
it stereotypically girly just because I thought it would be a good
idea. I changed the bollocks sprite to 2 hearts but it moves the same
way, and the room is a few nice bright girly colours.

2:......Or maybe not!........

This games the bathroom, once again a broken promise as it's
practically the same. The differences are 2 bollocks sprites instead of
1, the colour scheme, and last but not least a few fire blocks added
to the top level to make things a little less straightforward.

3: Top Landing

Practically the same, the vertical guardians paths are different and
the razorblade is a TV displaying the face of your tormentor (Willy).
Also the colours are different.

4: Do your job! You fat bitch!

This games Master Bedroom but with different colours and few
chandeliers and Willy blocking the bed instead of Maria.

5: First Landing

Different colours and the animation for the priest is changed slightly
to make him look a little less wooden.

6: The Chapel

Practically the same, diferent colours, and extra platform....etc.

7: A might predictable....perhaps

The nightmare room with Willy instead of Maria, the foot now has an
Adidas trainer on it. The end 4 vertical guardians don't travel all the
way to the floor anymore as there's now a horizontal Willy sprite in
there (sounds quite rude). The colours for the room are also different.

8: Something to hurt your eyes

A dead person could have came up with a better room than this! But it's
because my original plan was scuppered by the fact you can't have any
white in the air blocks. If I had the paper as white the sprite turns
to a block and if I have the ink as white the screen auto collects
the items. I was originally gonna have purple and white stripes and
call the room candy stripes. But I thaought fuck it, it just looks half
done now but I don't give a bollocks.

9: Segaron

A half hearted half-arsed piss take of my fave games company, they're
so good at making games but so bad at business hence the fact they've
bankrupted themselves 752 times or something. But anyway it's another
Megaron variation by me, the colours are different and the top sprite
which is a dark blue ball is a certain hedgehog we all know
(and love/hate?) and the bottom sprite is Segas answer to Mario during
the late 80's early 90's Alex Kidd. Although Alex kidd the way I've
drawn it should be Alex Flidd. Sick thing is the room before this
remains an empty shell because I refuse to make it look even remotely
like to the kitchen    main stairway. Because I promised myself a
handful of similar rooms and sprites and that was it. But once again
I'm making a remix instead of a remake and I can't help myself. I find
my last 5 games or so maybe even more have the base rooms almost
intact, yet I pride myself on new ideas. I'm losing it AAAAAAGH!!!!